OK, one more encounter with kids I just have to share.
Beano and Dubs were running around playing some imaginary game this morning.
I was not really paying close attention to how this game was going, but Mr Bird caught a snippet that, taken out of context, was quite funny...and a little disturbing.
As the two super charged boys came bounding down the stairs Mr Bird hears the following exchange:Dubs: I'll never be married to you.
Beano: Then how will you eat? (implying he has to be married to have some one cook for him, how rude! What is Mr Bird teaching our boys?)
Dubs: I'll kill bad guys for their meat.
That was just wrong on so many levels. But funny as all get up. Where they come up with this stuff, I'll never know.