True Confessions of a Stay At Home Mom

• When the boys are driving me nuts and I don't have anything else for them to do I put them in the tub, just to get them out of my hair (plus they can always use a bath!)
• I have a secret chocolate stash that the kids have no idea even exists
• Plus every time I go grocery shopping with out any kids I buy a candy bar or some other treat and eat it all on the drive home, then I hide the evidence
  
• My favorite lunch is cranberry pecan salad with feta cheese (even though I'm not supposed to eat soft cheese while I'm prego)
• Sometimes my kids make me laugh so hard I pee a little in my pants (darn pregnancy bladder)
• I wait until I have a huge mountain of laundry before they get folded and put away
• When Mr Bird gets home from work I am more than happy to let the kids torment him the rest of the evening
• What would I do without Mr Bird
• Sometimes I take my kids to the library for chess club just so I can see that other people really exist
  
• I secretly like it when I see other people's children being naughty in public
• Mine are never naughty in public, only at home (hahahahaahahaha, I kill myself)
  
• Park days save my sanity (it's going to be a very, very long winter)
• Every time I get pregnant inside I am so excited that I don't have to watch my weight (at least for a few months)
• My desk is the messiest place in the whole house
• I need to stop telling all my deep dark secrets
• Truth is, I love being a mom, wholes in the couch and all!